But I’m concerned that he singles out “the green ones” in Sly and the Family Stone’s song “Everyday People.” Yes, it’s all nicey-nicey to talk about “we gotta live together”, but promoting illicit drug use is reprehensible. It’s this kind of “anything goes” philosophy that is leading many within the church to worship at Costco. It’s so easy for stoners’ to (insert pronounced Dr. Evil motion here) “love”, while maintaining one’s purity without the aid of prime B.C. bud is a tad more difficult. I also suggest you reference faith-based superheros in future, rather than the clearly homosexual/man-boy liaison of Batman and Robin. I suggest Bibleman or, even more helpful, “The Christian Superhero Training Guide,” which advises us to just reach out when we need Samson-like powers and there’s no danger of damage to your lungs. Just hold your nose, blink like Samantha, mutter a prayer and presto – you’ve got power to slay hobos and overcome Richard Dawkins. Happy Easter!

Mary